The Simpleton's Articles & Humor

These pages used to be called Simpleton's Theology, but they've been combined with my "thoughts about nothing" pages to create the Articles & Humor pages. I get so much funny email that I wanted to post it here too, and beyond that I'm not really much of a theologian (plus all that stuff now has its own page). Click on any link to be taken to the appropriate page(s).

Oh, and "debates" concerning the accuracy of any opinion stated on these pages will have to be one-sided, as I don't have time to participate in "debates" or outright conflicts, which is what most internet debates seem to be. I don't even remember the basic rules of debate (not that I ever had a grasp of them in the first place). So, lighten up and stop being so serious! :-p

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NEW! It Pays To Join Paid Survey Sites What is a paid survey site? A paid survey site is a company website that acts as a "middleman" in providing consumer input to large companies. When you join such a site, you get to give input to companies who are doing research on products, movies, etc., and you accomplish this by participating in surveys. You may be offering your opinions on anything from a new toothpaste to a new movie - in the six months I've been doing surveys, I've given opinions on everything from new movies to cell phones and received all kinds of free products.

NEW! Tombs of The Blind Dead A complete review, with stills, of the Spanish horror cult classic. Spoilers Ahead!

NEW! Tips For Making Cash On The Net Can you make money online? Yes, you can.

NEW! Paid Survey Site Review: Opinion Outpost Thinking about signing on with Opinion Outpost? See my personal review!

NEW! Red River Steamboat Wreck: The Whiskey Barge Ongoing thoughts about the discovery of wrecked steamboats on the Red River.

NEW! Treasures From The Ruins Exploration of an abandoned house results in the recovery of antique glassware and china.

Halloween Study A Special Study on the History, Origin, and "Problem" of Halloween. Hopefully an unbiased examination of the history of Halloween and Christian arguments for and against participation.

The Mystery Of Reverend Abijah Hoadley A colorful clergyman mentioned in H.P. Lovecrafts short story The Dunwich Horror. He preached a thunderous sermon entitled The Devil and His Imps Are Alive and Well in Dunwiche and disappeared shortly thereafter, never to be seen again. This link will take you to the text of the Reverend's famous message - thought to be the last sermon he preached before he vanished.

Updated 4-09-08! Antique Newspapers Scans of advertisements from newpapers and magazines dating from 1908-1929!

Thoughts On The Heavenly Inheritance A sermon outline; 1 Peter 1:3-5.

Exposition of Proverbs 11 An informal exposition of Proverbs 11:1-3.

Continuing Exposition of Proverbs 11 An informal exposition of Proverbs 11:4-7.

Life Some little lessons learned from maturity. This is more wisdom from the inbox.

Texas Terrors at Texas T&T. These are lighthearted, spooky tales from northeast Texas and southeast Oklahoma.

Babies Go To Heaven A discussion of the age of accountability as it affects infants, the unborn, and those of "unsound mind."

The Epimenides Paradox A few thoughts on the famous "liar paradox."

How Much Do You Know About Christmas? A Christmas quiz in full manuscript form. I use various forms of this at the church each December. Feel free to copy it and share it with your people for a fun Bible lesson.

Baptism: Really No Question At All An attempt to argue (from the Scriptures) that baptism does not produce salvation.

Email Laughs A few jokes and sometimes devotional thoughts that come to me via email.

Email Laughs Page 2 More humor and sometimes devotional thoughts that come to me via email.

Patches & The Pinto Outside dogs, table scraps, and an attempt to sleep eight hours.

Ghostly Car Ad I'm still a skeptic, but now closer to believing. Requires Internet Explorer and Active X

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